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Dream Man

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an 
exceptionally tall, handsome young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could 
not take her eyes away from him.

The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward them. Before 
she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll 
do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, for $100, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, took some money from his purse, 
and gladly pressed it into the young man's hand.

She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said ... 

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"Clean my house."

 

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Skinny Dipping 

 An old man in Georgia had a large pond on his property next to the road.

The bank around the pond was loaded with fruit trees. 

 One day he decided to go down to the pond to get some fruit, so he  grabbed a five-gallon 
bucket to bring it back. 

  As he neared the pond he heard splashing and  laughter. 

 He soon saw that several young women had parked at  the side of the road, climbed the fence and 
were skinny-dipping in his pond.


 He made the women aware of his presence and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.

 One of them shouted, "We're naked and we 're not coming out until you leave!"

 The old man frowned and yelled back, 
  "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond.:


 Holding the bucket up he said, 
 " I'm just here to feed the alligator."

 
 Old men may not be able to run fast, but they can still think fast!

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