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KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

What's worse than finding a worm when you bite an apple ?           Answer: A half a worm.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.


Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!


Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!


Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!


Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa.
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!

 

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